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Roxanne's Kilroy‑Sized Show Notes — July 1, 2025
(4,000‑character carnival ride, safely under Apple’s big top)
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🎩 Opening Chaos, Literally
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Tornado‑worthy West Virginia thunderclaps knock the station offline for ten minutes; Roxanne utters the day’s password—“outage”—while rebooting the router with prayers to Nikola Tesla and duct tape.
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Instant fear: every new thunder roll could yank the plug again. So it goes. ⚡
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🗳️ Senate’s “Big Bastard Bill” (BBB = Big Bad Banana‑Republic?)
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Passes by a single beard: VP “Guyliner” breaks tie, bragging he’s “the first veep in a century with facial hair—her name’s Usha.” 🧔♀️
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Slaps a surprise excise tax on wind & solar. Half the GOP senators, including mystified Lisa Murkowski, learn about it after voting. Lindsey “Lady G” Graham: “It’s a secret, I guess.”
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Pours $160 B into ICE—10,000 extra agents, shiny new detention “villages.” Roxanne: “Concentration camps in the land of purple mountain majesties. Yay, freedom.”
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Senator Murkowski votes aye, gets zilch for Alaska, and still calls it “obligation to my people.” Host translation: “She shoved Alaskans into the bear pit.”
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🧮 Shoestring Economics, or How to Beg Politely During a Thunderstorm
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June closed $1,130 in the red; July starts with a $300 “Bruce & Karen Memorial Challenge.”
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Micah shouts “💩 the BBB!” — kicks in $50; Sylvie matches. Charlene piles on. Daily survival = ≈$600.
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Refrain: “Ratings & reviews are the lifeblood that tell the algorithm we exist, because Procter & Gamble sure won’t.”
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💥 Immigration & the New Age of Fear
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While senators nap, ICE gets its gold card. Roxanne recounts a Cuban man dying in Florida custody and warns “brown workers are vanishing from LA job sites—citizenship be damned.”
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Quote of the day: “If you’re brown, you’re keeping your head down.”
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🌬️ Renewable Energy, Now with Sin Tax
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Excise hits turbines and solar arrays smack in red‑state prairie. GOP baffled: “Who slipped that in?” Roxanne: “Check your own pockets, Senator.”
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🥊 Verbal Heavyweights
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Tuberville calls immigrants “rats.” Host retorts: “Tommy the Tuber doesn’t know what he doesn’t know, which is everything.”
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Rand Paul whines about deficits—after voting for $7 B bunker‑buster bombs.
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Bernie Sanders roars: BBB is “the most dangerous bill in modern history,” trading Medicaid for megayachts. 🚢
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🎂 & 🎻 Personal Interludes While Rome Smolders
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Happy birthday to progressive‑talk godfather Mike Malloy.
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Toast to Roxanne’s parents’ 65th anniversary—married in the very front yard “of the crumbling family mansion.”
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Host celebrates new pacemaker rhythm: “Heart finally sounds like a heart, not a Maytag on spin.”
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🛰️ Meteorological Foreshadowing
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Continuous storm commentary: “Clouds, thunder, lightning, rain—Mother Nature’s filibuster.”
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Broadcast ends mid‑sentence when power ghosts away. The final words? “If we drop, blame Zeus, not me.”
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📢 Call to Do‑Something‑ness
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Leave a review, toss a nickel, join the Horn chat (moderated by Roger, Chief Agronomist & Bud‑Trimmer Emeritus).
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Password tomorrow? With luck, “electricity.”
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🕊️ “The maggots in the Senate think folks aren’t dying fast enough,” Roxanne sighs. “Meanwhile we keep the mics hot, even if the grid isn’t.”
🗓️ Jul 01, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)
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