Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

This Reaper 2nd Class is a real screw-up, This time, the order was "Take the octogenarian war criminal." Swing-and-a-miss on that, too. He's never gonna earn his sickle at this rate. And then, in the land of the living, there's Ricky Schroeder. What a monumental ASS. 

Do we really believe the Head Spook went to Mother Russia to warn his Spook Counterpart not to invade a NATO country? How does that make any sense? 

Cankles Caligula goes on (another) renaming binge. Over in THE Buckeye State, Amy Acton's gone MAGA-Lite while a hundred thousand Ohioans have lost healthcare thanks the MAGATs. 

Grim Reaper goes Oh-for-2 on getting the right 80 y/o. RIP, Tim Curry. What a talent! And oh, that baritone! 

Lest we forget, the ICE goons are still out there, violating the law, trashing the Constitution, abducting and tormenting ordinary people minding their own business. 

Their must be an accounting and a reckoning. 

Heart. Broken. Too, also: a certain fury.

Now Dolly lives in every memory of her. 

An Epstein bombshell exploded over the weekend. I've been waiting for the shockwaves. In a just world, Todd Blanche and JoJo Blondi would be getting measured for their prison togs. 

Hakeem Jefferies (presumably unintentionally) shone a ginormous spotlight on the basic incestuous problem in high level politics. In what world is the Dem Minority Leader swanning around with a vulgar, fascist pustule like Jared Kushner a good idea? Who told him it would be? 

No surprise, but guess what! The MAGATS torment animals. And RFK is a literal quack.

The anti-Flock insurgency grows, alongside the national loathing for data centers. Monkey-up DeKlantis outs child sexual abuse victim. MAGAT Whor, er, White House leaps to the defense of AI porn. Because of course. 

In the midst of all the madness, I thought an explainer might be in order as to why I call it "Cankles Caligula."

Is every MAGAT in a position of power a disgusting predator? TW/CW Exhibit 9274138275925: Mike Caruso, until recently a dear ally of Monkey Up DeKlantis. Fox ex-Marine trashes sailors aboard the Lincoln. News of another broken down warship. White supremacist was the driving force behind a young academic's recent suicide. 

Flood waters rage across the place I love and call home. My grandmother built on high ground. I was addled. Sorry.

Regardless, the world descends into madness.

There's an awesome challenge on the table. We need only $400 to turn into $1500 and keep the community going for another month. Can you help?

More MAGAT rats off the sinking ship. Between the coke nose-wipes and the flailing arms, the DUI Hire needs a drug test. Nitwit Nero says sailors aboard the Lincoln haven't been at sea long enough. That stinking coward would sh, (never mind: redundant) if he had to serve aboard any warship. MAGATS leave a children's cancer fundraiser at Maga Loco (shame on you, St. Jude's) to go to a strip joint and play "hot potato" with a sex toy.